Japanese smileys are interesting in the way that Otaku regularly use them in an attempt to make their emoticons looks more anime-ish, thus deserving a punch in the fucking face. Unfortunately, one cannot punch an Otaku in the face across the internets, therefore we are resorted to trolling for the lulz.

Here is a list of Otaku emoticons:

^O^ User is orgasming

^_^ User is looking up at the sky, waiting for a pile of shit to land on their forehead.

-_- Person using this smiley is most likely taking it up the ass, which results in a grotesque face contortion similar to -_-

o_O Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye; it's bigger than the other.

O_O Same as above, except having 2 fucked up eyes

^.^ Looks almost like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, but Otaku don't believe in Christmas so who the fuck knows

x_x Otaku just drank poison, hopefully

^_~ Just recently got cum splattered in their eye so they're trying to wink out the burning sensation

;_; Supposed to resemble a crying emoticon but it looks more like a fuckin' four-eyed extraterrestrial.

>_< Victim of trolling lulz

n_n Rainbows for eyes are supposed to represent an Otaku's pride in being a faggot

T_T Telephone poles got shoved in their eyesockets

^v^ O RLY???!!!!

^o^ Represents an Otaku's willingness to perform fellatio on you.

^=^ Furry smiley, stay the fuck away

X3 Deepthroat Giving head in this series of action
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._. Represents a reaction to coming across a big cock ready to accepted in any orifice.

>.> Someone shifting their eyes, attempting to find a cock to suck. If used repeatedly, failing to find a suitable cock.

(``){0.0}(``) This piece of shit is a bear. Yes, it's a bear. Its got 2 claws and a big ugly anime motherfuckin face.

\_d(O.O)b_/ This is a WTF reaction. Only used when the person using it can not find a cock anywhere. Noone thinks this is funny.

(>^_^)> User is a fatty and dancing. Fatty can be assumed anyhow because they are on the internets.

(>^_^(>0_0)> User is experiencing surprise sex.
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%u3012_%u3012 User has discovered more about Japan than Animu, Mangos and Pocky, and is crying because he or she will have to purchase two tickets to Japan to accommodate their girth, which they can't afford because they used up so much money on Animu, Mangoes and Pocky.</
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%u306E%uFF3F%u306E User is unsure of a translation, because it isn't one of the three Japanese phrases he or she knows.

=_= The unholy lovechild of the -_- face and that atrocious cocknazi catface. Otaku's think it makes them look cool, but like the above it's just a 4 eyed piece of anime shit, with a fucking line for a mouth.

._; wat

<3 Testicles in an ice cream cone

stolen from ED (Encyclopedia Dramatica)

Wakachan, originally known as Idlechan/iichan in it's 1st incarnation, is an imageboard similar to the famous 4chan, only it makes love, not hate. Wakachan is actually a collection of hosted boards dedicated to a delicate variety of stupid fucking wapanese, unlike 4chan, where users actually discuss things not related to the admittedly superior Japanese culture. The average wakachan user is a weeaboo wapanese who think they are otaku /b/tards.

Upon it's original foundation,it was one imageboard rather than a collection of hosted boards, much like it's mother site 4chan. It was originally intended to be a "home from home" for the nomadic /b/tards that were left without their daily dose of chaos and depravity after 4chan died for the 4th time on June 20th, 2004, due to various reasons. However, upon 4chan's return less than 2 months later, iichan had established it's own userbase, and ended up "competing" with its mother site. This was not to last, and iichan was closed on October 24th 2004 due to rising bandwidth costs and a lack of funding. it was slated to return in December, but in February 2005 iichan was permanently no more, and instead merged with another board to create the horrifying weeaboo infestation we see at Wakachan.

Furrys on Wakachan

Wakachan is also known for its no "furfagotry" but it seems the mods are to busy faping to yiff to delete the threads and ban the posters.

below you will see the true face of waka chan, this is what they post ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:

hails to amon amarth and their new album 'Twilight Of The Thunder God'

SIDESHOW WATCH IT OR WE WILL FUCK YOU UP

haha no funny chat for you

First of all, it's proven that we are evolutionary beings. Christians may want to stop reading here, as this is not from a christian or religious viewpoint. While I do believe that there may be a higher power, I am not qualified to say what that thing expects of us and all living organisms. So, if we evolved, which we did like all other organisms, it's obvious to say that in the beginning, there was no 'man'. There were other lifeforms: animals, plants, etc.
It is through time and adaption that we have grown to be what we are. With this adaption, we have become the most intelligent species to inhabit this planet (that we know of). Because of this, many (I am not saying we) people have come to believe that we were put on this planet for a reason. That we have a purpose.
This purpose can differ judging on your beliefs, lifestyle, and the things you do. Due to this, it is fair to say that the meaning of life can be whatever we want it to be. For example, you might think that it's simple. You're the result of your parents reproducing (I hope), and here you are, either unemployed, working white collar or blue collar or something else, or on the pension: in which case you would be too old to understand the internet.
So that's one idea, survival. The idea that all species are 'hotwired' or 'programmed' to preserve their species at whatever cost. For humans, who have the ability of freethinking, we may decide that we don't want kids, or that we want to make as many as we can. Other animals, who are much simpler, presumably don't get this choice. They eat, sleep, seek warmth, and find a mate to reproduce with.
It's arguable that if all other animals have this goal in mind, it should be the same for us. That we should be 'natural'. However, as previously mentioned, the ability of free thinking and intelligence gives us a choice. Many of us set goals, either sub-conciously, or putting them at the front of our minds. This might be to pass school, graduate, get a degree and make money. For others it might be to go out of the norm, to become wealthy and famous. For others, they might be happy to sit at home and play video games and/or do drugs for the rest of their lives. As fun as I'm sure this is, these people don't have any real goals in mind. But for them, that IS their goal. To leech off of the government and family, and enjoy themselves without a worry. It's what makes them happy. I have a friend who follows that word to word, and he doesn't care about love. Maryjane is his girlfriend.

Some people may not achieve their goals, and so their meaning of life can change drastically. However, they will do what they have to do to survive. This can be anything from resorting to crime, or attempting to get their life back on track. When other people give in, such as a few I know, I truly think they HAVE missed the meaning of life. They missed their goals, remain unhappy, and have nothing going for themselves.
For those who believe in a god, or follow a religion, their goal may be to serve their god and love their god, and in return of this, they will live for eternity and be happy for the rest of their days. Good for them, but again if they do this (I'm talking fanatically and excessively) they have missed the meaning of life. Because if they truly do go somewhere, they have already dead, thus no longer living. They have missed the meaning of life.

In short, I believe that the meaning of life can be anything we want it to be. This can be achieved by setting goals for ourselves, or having desires that we want to fulfill. The question 'what is the meaning of life' can surely never truly be answered, as one can only decide if they achieved it when they are 'seeing the light' or 'dead'. It is their (and soon our) opinion of whether they achieved the meaning of life. If somebody believes that they have achieved the meaning of life at 30 years old, each year from until they die is wasted.

"One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching."

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy2169j WJ6k hardcore bunny melting

i got a mohawk \m/